Banal na aso, mukha kang kabayo

Para sa iyong walang karapatan:

“You shall not take The Name of The Lord your God in vain; for The Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His Name in vain.”

That’s the third commandment, in case you have forgotten to open the Bible. And if you are a real Christian, you’d have known that using God’s name to spite people is as sinful and as ugly as your reflection in the mirror.

Comparing yourself to us is utterly SELF-DEFEATING. We know who we are. In the first place, if you are so secure in your own life as you would like your scamming, racketeering peers to believe, why do you have to keep on reading our blogs? Searching for a weak point, eh? Get over your own convoluted sense of self-importance. Get over us. We never liked you and we will never like your lot.

Be true to yourself. You have been caught by your own admission. You are as guilty as sin. Get a life and stay away from us. Your threats and wishes for our harm will not work for you.

Moreover, stay away from our blogs. We caught you lurking yesterday one of our friend’s, too, perhaps trying to find out if she’s having a blast of a time with her lovelife and career. I’ll help you out with it: she is having a wonderful, wonderful time! She’s grand! We all are.

“May God meet you personally this year. He loves you so much.

God bless you!”

Are you threatening us? Di mo ba alam na illegal ang ginagawa mo?

Wag kang mag-alala lahat kami dito ay super blessed. Hindi gaya mo. 

Stop venting your frustrations on people who don’t care whether you still exist or not. Frankly, even those around you don’t care if you are still with them or if you have wandered off. They’ve just ran out of suck-ups. You’re the only one left.

MALIGO KA ARAW-ARAW. Showers were invented for a reason, you know. Take Prozac. Use Gatsby. Brush your teeth.
Mamatay ka sa inggit!

“Why on earth were you still blogging at 12:00 AM anyway? Wala ka talagang life! Hindi ka siguro makatulog dahil sa kunsensya mong punong-puno ng kabuktutan.
PS: Your “favorite girl” always said things about you behind your back during her client visits. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! To make matters worse, she said things that were not of professional concern but personal. Makinig ka kasi sa amin: magpaka-totoo ka. She would not have said those things if you had admitted to the world about your real nature. Imagine that, she was already your favorite and she still had the gall to see right through you? Worst, she said told your clients about it. Hahahaha! Bilog ang mundo!
Wawa ka naman.

Ang tunay na Annie

Somebody certainly had a blast writing this one up. I’m sure the intended recipient read it.

I was rolling in laughter as I was reading the troll patrol’s comment and I bet it did not just hit a nerve but someone’s entire nervous system! LOL!

Gusto ko lang talaga i-share ito…anymore!

ekkk! sinasabi ko na nga ba…magbabalik sya– ang iyong die-hard stalker! sa iyo, tyang: unang-una, we know that one of these days you’d be back. so, welcome. nang masayaran naman ng kahit konting excitement ang walang ka-kwenta-kwenta at umaalingasaw mong existence. ikalawa, kilala kita. sila rin, kilala ka. so don’t ever think about misleading people and assuming another identity. ang mga utak ng tao dito, hindi kasing kapiranggot ng utak mo. don’t insult people’s intelligence, please. hindi ka pa rin nagbabago, tyang, sumasaliwa pa rin ang grammar mo pag nabubuking ka. hahaha! idiota! ikatlo, pwede ba, wag mong sabihin na you were once special in her life. never kayong naging friends! at lalong hindi pumapatol si prim sa bading. ilusyonada ka, lolah. hindi ka lang mapagpanggap at self-righteous, hari ng… (ay, reyna pala), nuknukan ng SINUNGALING ka pa. ang itim-itim na nga ng kulay mo, ang itim-itim pa ng budhi mo. isa kang salot. ikaapat, what right have you to “change [prim's] attitude” when you are not living a morally upright life in the first place? you don’t have any moral ascendancy over her or anyone, for that matter. pwede ba, stop playing god. wag mo rin gamitin ang dyos, baka tamaan ka ng kidlat sa mga pinagsasabi mo. kung magsalita ka, parang totoo, ha. when obviously, you’re merely grandstanding, kiss-butt. you are not fooling anyone. wag mong gawing maskara ang kabanalan– sinusuot mo pag nakaharap ang mga tao, hinuhubad mo naman pag nakatalikod na sila. bilangin mo nga kung ilang tao ang nilibak mo at minura-mura ng walang kalaban-laban. if there’s one thing you excel at, its backstabbing. you have been lurking around and stalking this blog for the longest time, leaving stupid and nasty comments. is that moral? oo nga pala, isoli mo na rin lahat ng mga PINUSLIT at NINAKAW mo. ikalima, tigilan mo na ang pagkukunwari. magpakatotoo ka tyang! ang masama yung todo-project kang banal samantalang ang galing-galing mong magbintang sa kapwa. nagkukunwari ka pang mapagpatawad, samantalang you have been stalking this blogger for a long time. obviously she hit a nerve when she told people the truth. kaya ka nga pabalik-balik sa site na ito, di ba? diba? diba? may pa-anonymous-anonymous ka pang nalalaman. anonymous-sin mo mukha mo. you obviously know the blog owner and she knows who you are. put up or shut up. name the place and the time. ikaanim, magladlad ka na kasi. walang masama sa pagiging bading. kesa naman ginagamit mo ang iba bilang scapegoat ng lahat ng galit, bitterness, at frustrations mo. kung nangangati ka, wag mong gamiting pangkamot ang ibang tao. go stick your finger into your butt, madapaker. ay, correction, padapaker pala.

troll patrol | Posted on 1.5.2006 at 1:22 PM

Tinimbang ka ngunit kulang-kulang

Nagkagulo ang mga kagandahan sa isang blog kahapon ever! Na-discover na rin ang kabuktutan ng isang cyber stalker na habang-buhay na nagpapanggap na banal at hindi queen. Finally, nahanap din nya ang MGA katapat nya dahil pinutakti sya ng sagot sa kanyang nasty and stupid comments.

Isismcdonald gave the most scorching rebuttal to the poor orc. Kasi naman, bakit ba comment ng comment tungkol sa buhay ng may buhay eh hindi naman sya pinapakialaman. If people say that they are glad to be out of that former mothership, then he shouldn’t take that against them. Eh sa natutuwa na sila at hindi na sila naha-harass ng mga pulis pangkalawakan, anong magagawa nya?

Mag-blog na tayo… anymore!

 A group blog for the eCutes?

Good idea.

Ang ganda-ganda siguro nung nakaisip nun at yung gumawa ng group account. Pati na rin yung mga pumatol para mag register at gumawa ng sarili nilang account, habang naghahabol ng deadline sa opisina.

Why not choconut-coconut-poknat!

This is one sure way we can update each other. Pati na rin yung kaisa-isa nating fan. Binabati ko nga pala sya, Hellouer! Kamusta ka na Tyang?

So post away! Ika nga ng isang former beauty queen, “Fashion is not your problem anymore… its our problem anymore!”

Konek?!

 

Para kang karinderyang bukas sa lahat ng gustong kumain!

Tumpak! Yan ang ang linya ni Ate Vi sa isang eksena kung saan ibinibigay sa kanya ni Dinna Bonnevie ang love child nila ni Edu Manzano.

Pero hindi ito blog lang tungkol sa pelikula. This is a blog about eCutes, for the fans of eCutes by eCutes. Dito kami magbubuhat ng sariling bangko (as in bench, not bank!), update each other (and our adoring fans) about our respective careers, lovelives, sex lives, objects of affection,  sources of frustration and what-not.

So keep visiting this blog for the juiciest chismaks, mind-enriching trivias (or trivialities), heart-warming anecdotes and inspiring lessons.

Kain na!