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January 12, 2006

Banal na aso, mukha kang kabayo

Filed under: Ang Bahay ni Lola — Footwork @ 7:18 pm

Para sa iyong walang karapatan:

“You shall not take The Name of The Lord your God in vain; for The Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His Name in vain.”

That’s the third commandment, in case you have forgotten to open the Bible. And if you are a real Christian, you’d have known that using God’s name to spite people is as sinful and as ugly as your reflection in the mirror.

Comparing yourself to us is utterly SELF-DEFEATING. We know who we are. In the first place, if you are so secure in your own life as you would like your scamming, racketeering peers to believe, why do you have to keep on reading our blogs? Searching for a weak point, eh? Get over your own convoluted sense of self-importance. Get over us. We never liked you and we will never like your lot.

Be true to yourself. You have been caught by your own admission. You are as guilty as sin. Get a life and stay away from us. Your threats and wishes for our harm will not work for you.

Moreover, stay away from our blogs. We caught you lurking yesterday one of our friend’s, too, perhaps trying to find out if she’s having a blast of a time with her lovelife and career. I’ll help you out with it: she is having a wonderful, wonderful time! She’s grand! We all are. ;-)

“May God meet you personally this year. He loves you so much.

God bless you!”

Are you threatening us? Di mo ba alam na illegal ang ginagawa mo?

Wag kang mag-alala lahat kami dito ay super blessed. Hindi gaya mo. 

Stop venting your frustrations on people who don’t care whether you still exist or not. Frankly, even those around you don’t care if you are still with them or if you have wandered off. They’ve just ran out of suck-ups. You’re the only one left.

MALIGO KA ARAW-ARAW. Showers were invented for a reason, you know. Take Prozac. Use Gatsby. Brush your teeth.
Mamatay ka sa inggit!

“Why on earth were you still blogging at 12:00 AM anyway? Wala ka talagang life! Hindi ka siguro makatulog dahil sa kunsensya mong punong-puno ng kabuktutan.
PS: Your “favorite girl” always said things about you behind your back during her client visits. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! To make matters worse, she said things that were not of professional concern but personal. Makinig ka kasi sa amin: magpaka-totoo ka. She would not have said those things if you had admitted to the world about your real nature. Imagine that, she was already your favorite and she still had the gall to see right through you? Worst, she said told your clients about it. Hahahaha! :D Bilog ang mundo!
Wawa ka naman.

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